Ah... the mood swings of a hermaphrodite,
At times, its allright
During other days, it swings up to the treetops
Today, its in the shit hole
Laziness, work-avoiding antiques,
they all creep into her ways,
responding in childish, irresponsible ways
All i can do is wait for God's righteous right hand to strike.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
New Rule for Category 'F' people
New Rule with effect from 25thMarch2012.
For people categorized under category 'F',I shall no longer put anymore attention.
For people categorized under category 'F',I shall no longer put anymore attention.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
The Hermaphrodite & her ways
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite,
What right -
you think you have over this earth,
that made you treat everyone with a black pot face ?
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite,
Are you sure you will survive
for yet another hour
this day or another ?
Not willing to face
the harsh realities of life
doesn't mean life will get
any less harsher
But at whose expense,
are you dishing out all your blackfaces ?
and your insincere dealings with people around you
and blaming everyone for your mishaps ?
Too bad, hermaphrodite
you still never learn from experiences of life
continuing your ways
sacrificing everyone along the way
Only The Lord our God knows
who,what,when and where
each one of us
will face and how we will fare.
To Him Be all Glory and Honour
For He is Our God.
What right -
you think you have over this earth,
that made you treat everyone with a black pot face ?
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite,
Are you sure you will survive
for yet another hour
this day or another ?
Not willing to face
the harsh realities of life
doesn't mean life will get
any less harsher
But at whose expense,
are you dishing out all your blackfaces ?
and your insincere dealings with people around you
and blaming everyone for your mishaps ?
Too bad, hermaphrodite
you still never learn from experiences of life
continuing your ways
sacrificing everyone along the way
Only The Lord our God knows
who,what,when and where
each one of us
will face and how we will fare.
To Him Be all Glory and Honour
For He is Our God.
Friday, March 09, 2012
Hermaphrodite in Hell!
Thank you for wishing me a black birthday
with a black birthday card,
on my birthday.
i hope your
head
will be
bludgeoned
with a blunt object
before the turn of your next
birthday so, dark you can't see
your future nor your past anymore than
the hermaphrodite in the pitch of the darkest corner of Hell.
with a black birthday card,
on my birthday.
i hope your
head
will be
bludgeoned
with a blunt object
before the turn of your next
birthday so, dark you can't see
your future nor your past anymore than
the hermaphrodite in the pitch of the darkest corner of Hell.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Monday, March 05, 2012
Remedy for black face of a co-worker
The best remedy for a black face is to pour shit over it...
over and over again, if you have extra time & shit.
over and over again, if you have extra time & shit.
Sunday, March 04, 2012
The Greatest 'Contradict-ionist' of our time.
He: I want this NOW !
(Gave it to him in that instant)
He(frown): Not now! That's too fast.
He: You know i am very busy, i don't read my mails. I want this delayed for me NOW!
Me: Ok, will make necessary arrangements to delay it specially for you.
He: Now don't tell me this cannot be delayed for me because so and so says so. Tell me and i will tell them!
Me: Ok , will re-schedule for your convenience.
The globe revolves around him, so he thinks...
(Gave it to him in that instant)
He(frown): Not now! That's too fast.
He: You know i am very busy, i don't read my mails. I want this delayed for me NOW!
Me: Ok, will make necessary arrangements to delay it specially for you.
He: Now don't tell me this cannot be delayed for me because so and so says so. Tell me and i will tell them!
Me: Ok , will re-schedule for your convenience.
The globe revolves around him, so he thinks...
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Nothing but Sex and Kids
Men think of nothing but Sex,
Explains why everyone has nothing in their heads but Kids ?
A conversation began on facebook today with a 'friend' i haven't seen
or heard in 20 years.
friend:How are you ?
me:Fine, thanks.
friend:Good
(A good 20 secs later)
friend:how many kids ya?
Logged off facebook, wrote this blog and un-friended him.
Sorry, this is NOT a kids-friendly blog.
Yup, neither is it a kids-friendly facebook-page.
Explains why everyone has nothing in their heads but Kids ?
A conversation began on facebook today with a 'friend' i haven't seen
or heard in 20 years.
friend:How are you ?
me:Fine, thanks.
friend:Good
(A good 20 secs later)
friend:how many kids ya?
Logged off facebook, wrote this blog and un-friended him.
Sorry, this is NOT a kids-friendly blog.
Yup, neither is it a kids-friendly facebook-page.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Another dreadful dragon year
Dreading it as usual this year. Rabbit hopped off, dragon flew in... apparently.
What have i learned this year ? What have i learned after all these dreadful years ?
It simply does NOT sum up.
This year I decided to not entertain the dreaded. Their shamelessly antics of bringing their children to our home does not agree with my current philosophies, you see there is no children here. So we are not entirely children friendly; and any effort to make
our home children friendly will not be physically nor psycologically rewarding.
So i just chose to ignore their very presence and continue to pack my stuff as i was leaving for my 400km journey.
What have i learned this year ? What have i learned after all these dreadful years ?
It simply does NOT sum up.
This year I decided to not entertain the dreaded. Their shamelessly antics of bringing their children to our home does not agree with my current philosophies, you see there is no children here. So we are not entirely children friendly; and any effort to make
our home children friendly will not be physically nor psycologically rewarding.
So i just chose to ignore their very presence and continue to pack my stuff as i was leaving for my 400km journey.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Dog with Men-No-Pause
The mad dog seems to display heavy Men-No-Pause symptoms.
Barks like crazy and nit-picks small petty issues to his whims.
Barks like crazy and nit-picks small petty issues to his whims.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Designed to torture
It shall end soon ?
Not really
I guess its designed to inflict torture on me
Infinitely.
Not really
I guess its designed to inflict torture on me
Infinitely.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
AFA (Arrogant Fat Arse)
AFA is back, for a couple of months.
All he knows is how to CRAP:
C omplain
R ant about how stupid others are
A rrogantly puts it like he knows best
P uts others down
All he knows is how to CRAP:
C omplain
R ant about how stupid others are
A rrogantly puts it like he knows best
P uts others down
Thursday, August 25, 2011
The beast is back
The mad dog barked non-stop since last week.
What a din.
This unreasonable dog sure has lots to bark about, however most of the time - up the wrong tree.
Most of the time it just pees and shit under the tree though. Though it fertilizes the trees but everyone is disgusted by the sheer presence of the dog.
Just last week, it was chasing its own rotten tail and barking everyone in its way.
Probably thinking he's the King of his animal kingdom, he barks everyone to his whims
and his speed.
Pray, God please subdue or incapacitate this beast soon.
What a din.
This unreasonable dog sure has lots to bark about, however most of the time - up the wrong tree.
Most of the time it just pees and shit under the tree though. Though it fertilizes the trees but everyone is disgusted by the sheer presence of the dog.
Just last week, it was chasing its own rotten tail and barking everyone in its way.
Probably thinking he's the King of his animal kingdom, he barks everyone to his whims
and his speed.
Pray, God please subdue or incapacitate this beast soon.
Friday, August 12, 2011
Big Chief
One day the COO of a company suffered serious constipation. So the COO asked his able assistant to find the cure. The assistant emailed the Regional office for assistance.
The email read " HELP! BIG CHIEF NO SHIT !"
The Regional office took 2 weeks to reply. By the time COO was fuming mad and more
constipated than ever. After ding-donging for another 3 weeks, the Regional Procurement Manager, the Group Managing Director, 2 Dept Heads and some 15 other staff resigned and got replaced for reasons unrelated to the COO's constipation problem. Finally the able assistant, who have yet to resign, received a parcel from their NY office. It was the cure. The COO consumed the cure, shat and collapsed.
The able assistant emailed the Regional office for further assistance. The email read
" HELP! BIG SHIT NO CHIEF !"
The next day, the able assistant was promoted to COO : " CHIEF ORSI ORLIEW "
The email read " HELP! BIG CHIEF NO SHIT !"
The Regional office took 2 weeks to reply. By the time COO was fuming mad and more
constipated than ever. After ding-donging for another 3 weeks, the Regional Procurement Manager, the Group Managing Director, 2 Dept Heads and some 15 other staff resigned and got replaced for reasons unrelated to the COO's constipation problem. Finally the able assistant, who have yet to resign, received a parcel from their NY office. It was the cure. The COO consumed the cure, shat and collapsed.
The able assistant emailed the Regional office for further assistance. The email read
" HELP! BIG SHIT NO CHIEF !"
The next day, the able assistant was promoted to COO : " CHIEF ORSI ORLIEW "
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Farewell to my best friend
3rd August 2011
Farewell my friend , you have done well.
Snoopy ,you were the smartest dog i've ever had.
I remembered Lucky - who didn't even looked at me the day i came back from England. I was away for one year for my studies.
You lived to a ripe old age though you suffered in the last few days of your life.
You accompanied my parents when both sons are not with them, for 12 years.
We will miss you Snoopy. Farewell and may God bless you.
From all of us
At No. 197.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Thursday, June 02, 2011
My oh my...
2nd June 2011
My oh my....
Did it feel less painful now ?
Or is there no longer any feeling left in me ?
Fly my lovely dove,
Fly over the river , across the bridges
See your reflection by the still lakes
Display your graceful wings to the photographer
My lovely dove
Where thou art my lovely babe
When all else fail
My heart shall not reveal
Thursday, December 16, 2010
The useless cat, dumb dog and the heartless human
The useless cat, dumb dog and the heartless human
A man kept one dog and one cat
the cat made slave of the man
the dog was chained all the time
the man lost his heart
the cat was hated by his neighbours
the dog chased motorcycles and sniff at muslims
the man lost his heart
the cat was sent away
the dog got castrated
the man lost his heart
the cat was never mentioned, but there were other cats
the dog was sent away and back, and away again
the man lost his heart, forever.
A man kept one dog and one cat
the cat made slave of the man
the dog was chained all the time
the man lost his heart
the cat was hated by his neighbours
the dog chased motorcycles and sniff at muslims
the man lost his heart
the cat was sent away
the dog got castrated
the man lost his heart
the cat was never mentioned, but there were other cats
the dog was sent away and back, and away again
the man lost his heart, forever.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Tears in Heaven
I have no right to be angry because Abba, our Heavenly Father is my Lord and my God. Extreme sadness enveloped my heart this morning when i see some pictures my friends' children... oh God the heart wrenching pain is unbearable. I have No right to be angry. She would have been 3 years now. I await the day I see her in Heaven.
I have not lost her, but we will be separated for a while...Oh God, please have mercy on me oh Lord. Please do not turn your face away from me oh Lord but shine your beautiful face on me oh Lord, otherwise I will be deep in the pit like many others; Lift up my soul oh Lord for my soul will only be lifted up for You.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Unforgiving heart versus suffering injustice
The good guys always get bullied and beaten up. The evil, loud, strong and arrogant ones at the upper hand.
Same goes to the government. The roots of corruption grows deep and far. The clean ones are considered the black sheep. The black sheep eventually gets shot.
Life's like that.
Depressing but true.
Yet another reflection of my personal life.
They say that we humans are all unrighteous and if God chooses to punish the corrupt and evil ones, we all get punished together anyway...
tough call... better to have an unforgiving heart or to suffer injustice not knowing whether it will be served ?
Same goes to the government. The roots of corruption grows deep and far. The clean ones are considered the black sheep. The black sheep eventually gets shot.
Life's like that.
Depressing but true.
Yet another reflection of my personal life.
They say that we humans are all unrighteous and if God chooses to punish the corrupt and evil ones, we all get punished together anyway...
tough call... better to have an unforgiving heart or to suffer injustice not knowing whether it will be served ?
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