The ship that never sinks

You see, I am on this huge ship

-this huge ship that will never sink,

But you see this ship is one where

-people keep jumping off,

Some get pushed down by other suicidal ones

BUT this ship never sinks.

The Stupid Hermaphrodite

While walking down the hill, an idiot felt thirsty and squatted by the meandering river to sip water.  'Yucks!', she spat, the water tasted like a concoction of faeces and urine.  She shook and flapped her palms violently and shook her big head violently, thinking 'This water tastes a little bit like shit!'.

Then she got up and continued her downhill track thinking to herself, 'Maybe the water down the stream will taste sweeter', smiling to herself.

Lessons in Life#2 Avoid riding the emotional roller coaster of another

Don't ride the emotional roller coaster rides of others
by not accepting their offer in the first place to join their ride
Avoid unecessary communication with her,
Keep your distance from her

Her words, expressions and body language
Are the tickets to join her emotional ride
Keep your distance from her
Drive in safe emotional distance

Don't start giving in to her
Sympathy is of no value here
For trickery is the order of the day
You'll regret the moment her 'wind' change.

Like a sudden, uncertain wind that spins havoc
Wrecks and brings everything down
Beware of this insane person,
Better be safe than sorry

Lessons in Life#1 It's kinder to be harsh

Basically you order what you serve others
Whether or not you realize it
Whether or not you are aware of your behaviour
People will not keep taking all your non-sense.

So especially for those who have been serving shit
and expecting to receive ice-cream, cash & promotions
I tell you the truth, you only get back shit - many times fold
Yes - more than you could ever imagined!

"Its kinder to be harsh than to be even harsher later."
There is a limit in everything.

STRICT Guidelines on how to deal with people in Category 'F'

1. First thing in the morning as you sit down, remind yourself that this fellow is CATEGORY F.
2. Next, remind yourself you intend to focus on the agenda of the day, this fellow is NOT in agenda.
3. Third - put this fellow into the intended corner - the Category F corner, the place for unrecyclable trash!
4. Get on with the important stuff of the day.
5. Whenever you are annoyed or reminded of this fella, remember point 1.

Friendship

The best of friends sits next to each other uttering not a single word, yet experience the best of friendship. True relationships are often beyond words - limited by language itself, articulation and comprehension.