Hemaphrodite's antiques

Ah... the mood swings of a hermaphrodite,
At times, its allright
During other days, it swings up to the treetops
Today, its in the shit hole

Laziness, work-avoiding antiques,
they all creep into her ways,
responding in childish, irresponsible ways
All i can do is wait for God's righteous right hand to strike.

New Rule for Category 'F' people

New Rule with effect from 25thMarch2012.

For people categorized under category 'F',I shall no longer put anymore attention.

The Hermaphrodite & her ways

Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite,
What right -
you think you have over this earth,
that made you treat everyone with a black pot face ?

Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite,
Are you sure you will survive
for yet another hour
this day or another ?

Not willing to face
the harsh realities of life
doesn't mean life will get
any less harsher

But at whose expense,
are you dishing out all your blackfaces ?
and your insincere dealings with people around you
and blaming everyone for your mishaps ?

Too bad, hermaphrodite
you still never learn from experiences of life
continuing your ways
sacrificing everyone along the way

Only The Lord our God knows
who,what,when and where
each one of us
will face and how we will fare.

To Him Be all Glory and Honour
For He is Our God.

Hermaphrodite in Hell!

Thank you for wishing me a black birthday
with a black birthday card,
on my birthday.
i hope your
head
will be
bludgeoned
with a blunt object
before the turn of your next
birthday so, dark you can't see
your future nor your past anymore than
the hermaphrodite in the pitch of the darkest corner of Hell.

Crooked Ass

When shit hits the fan, the innocent cover their faces;
The crook covers his ass.

Remedy for black face of a co-worker

The best remedy for a black face is to pour shit over it...

over and over again, if you have extra time & shit.

The Greatest 'Contradict-ionist' of our time.

He: I want this NOW !
(Gave it to him in that instant)
He(frown): Not now! That's too fast.

He: You know i am very busy, i don't read my mails. I want this delayed for me NOW!
Me: Ok, will make necessary arrangements to delay it specially for you.

He: Now don't tell me this cannot be delayed for me because so and so says so. Tell me and i will tell them!
Me: Ok , will re-schedule for your convenience.

The globe revolves around him, so he thinks...

Nothing but Sex and Kids

Men think of nothing but Sex,
Explains why everyone has nothing in their heads but Kids ?

A conversation began on facebook today with a 'friend' i haven't seen
or heard in 20 years.

friend:How are you ?
me:Fine, thanks.
friend:Good
(A good 20 secs later)
friend:how many kids ya?

Logged off facebook, wrote this blog and un-friended him.

Sorry, this is NOT a kids-friendly blog.
Yup, neither is it a kids-friendly facebook-page.