Sunday, March 04, 2012

The Greatest 'Contradict-ionist' of our time.

He: I want this NOW !
(Gave it to him in that instant)
He(frown): Not now! That's too fast.

He: You know i am very busy, i don't read my mails. I want this delayed for me NOW!
Me: Ok, will make necessary arrangements to delay it specially for you.

He: Now don't tell me this cannot be delayed for me because so and so says so. Tell me and i will tell them!
Me: Ok , will re-schedule for your convenience.

The globe revolves around him, so he thinks...

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